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Golbez
Dirty Bastid
 From: Michigan
Registered: 06-20-05
Posts: 1770
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=-o
Is it true? Tina and Jimmy hooked up on the train ride back? And Petry's an official recruit?
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| 08-17-05 12:15 AM |
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Nabolius
Amateur Killer
From: Cincy,OH
Registered: 08-04-05
Posts: 50
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more like me doing this 
and you feeling like this 
Welcome to the clan
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| 08-17-05 12:16 AM |
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Wicket
entertainment
 From: ILLINOIS
Registered: 12-07-04
Posts: 1013
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Tina hooked up with Jimmy, but then Jimmy decided to go with Shelly because Mary said Tina wore a wig, so Tina told Susie to tell Mikey that Shelly couldn't see most shades of red due to retinal scaring, and he told Jimmy because they're best friends. Then Mikey and Mary tried to burn Timmy's pubes off for telling Shelly about their pact to lose each other in a mini-mall if John ever told them both that together they looked like a bad '70s crime fighting duo TV show. Then Timmy told Mary he couldn't spell 'chocolate', and she was so sickend by this she threw up all over his shirt, and when he went to the bathroom to wash it off he saw Harry in there who said penguins can't spell because the right side of their brain came loose when God told them the secret to making a really good pasta sauce. So John called up Susie and told her that the only way he would ever even consider going out with her was if she put on a full scale marionette show of the exact moment Lincoln freed the slaves from Irish drug lords, but said she was only allowed to touch the strings of the marionette's with golves on. And the gloves had to be made of silk taken from any moth indigenous to Asia NOT Africa, because African moths can't take a joke.
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| 08-17-05 12:40 AM |
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Golbez
Dirty Bastid
From: Michigan
Registered: 06-20-05
Posts: 1770
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rofl. Best rant ever.
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| 08-17-05 01:20 AM |
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Evil_Lurks
The Father
 From: New Jorsey
Registered: 03-23-05
Posts: 1864
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LMAO
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In a sec I throw the suc to your **** dick
Everybody hit the deck, Biggie bout to get some wreck
Quick to leave you in a coffin, for slick talkin
You better act like CeCe, and keep on walkin
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| 08-17-05 01:32 AM |
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cRuc!fy
n00b
Registered: 08-15-05
Posts: 14
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| 08-17-05 02:48 AM |
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Curly
n00b
Registered: 08-16-05
Posts: 3
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| 08-17-05 03:01 AM |
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