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Schaef
Hahahahaha
From: Hahahahaha
Registered: 08-26-05
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Lol Golbez that is **** amazing!! Mad props to those guys.
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| 04-27-09 11:05 PM |
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Butchk
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| 04-29-09 05:04 AM |
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hsL
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 From: Minnesota
Registered: 11-07-06
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Butchk wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RMLt28n0-M&feature=rec-HM-r2 |
She didn't get the Popeye's chicken special and decided to stomp the **** out of the gas pedal.
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| 04-29-09 06:33 AM |
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hsL
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| 04-29-09 06:34 AM |
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Butchk
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From: Chicago,IL
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| 04-29-09 07:03 AM |
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Butchk
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| 04-29-09 07:07 AM |
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Butchk
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From: Chicago,IL
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Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
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"Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe."
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| 04-30-09 12:17 AM |
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hsL
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From: Minnesota
Registered: 11-07-06
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Butchk wrote:
Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned. |
Dick. Butch is officially on my hit list.
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| 04-30-09 03:25 AM |
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Lemmage
#1 Stenna
 From: South Carolina
Registered: 06-11-04
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hsL wrote:
Butchk wrote:
Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned. |
Dick. Butch is officially on my hit list. |
i lol'd
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| 05-01-09 08:39 AM |
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Schaef
Hahahahaha
From: Hahahahaha
Registered: 08-26-05
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I gotta memorize that joke.
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| 05-01-09 09:14 PM |
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Butchk
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| 05-02-09 01:08 PM |
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Butchk
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An excuse to get out of Jury Duty lol.
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| 05-05-09 01:08 AM |
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Golbez
Dirty Bastid
 From: Michigan
Registered: 06-20-05
Posts: 1770
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rofl. awesome.
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| 05-05-09 02:44 AM |
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Butchk
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Lmao http://www.jedichurch.org/
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| 05-05-09 06:32 PM |
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hsL
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| 05-06-09 09:10 PM |
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Golbez
Dirty Bastid
From: Michigan
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| 05-07-09 03:24 AM |
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Butchk
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| 05-08-09 02:02 AM |
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Butchk
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TEACHER SLAMS OBAMA
April 17, 2009
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington , DC 20500
Mr. Obama:
I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your conduct
on your recent trip overseas has convinced me that you are not an
adequate representative of the United States of Am erica collectively
or of me personally.
You are so obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim world
that you have abdicated the responsibilities of the President of the
United States of America . You are responsible to the citizens of the
United States .. You are not responsible to the peoples of any other
country on earth.
I personally resent that you go around the world apologizing for the
United States telling Europeans that we are arrogant and do not care
about their status in the world. Sir, what do you think the First World
War and the Second World War were all about if not the consideration of
the peoples of Europe ? Are you brain dead? What do you think the
Marshall Plan was all about? Do you not understand or know the history
of the 20th century?
Where do you get off telling a Muslim country that the United
States does not consider itself a Christian country? Have you not read
the Declaration of Independence or the Constitution of the United
States ? This country was founded on Judeo-Christian ethics and the
principles governing this country, at least until you came along, come
directly from this heritage. Do you not understand this?
Your bowing to the king of Saudi Arabia is an affront to all
Americans. Our President does not bow down to anyone, let alone the
king of Saudi Arabia . You don't show Great Britain , our best and
one of our oldest allies, the respect they deserve yet you bow down to
the king of Saudi Arabia . How dare you, sir! How dare you!
You can't find the time to visit the graves of our greatest generation
because you don't want to offend the Germans but make time to visit a
mosque in Turkey . You offended our dead and every veteran when you
give the Germans more respect than the people who saved the German
people from themselves. What's the matter with you?
I am convinced that you and the members of your administration have
the historical and intellectual depth of a mud puddle and should be
ashamed of yourselves, all of you.
You are so self-righteously offended by the big bankers and the
American automobile manufacturers yet do nothing about the real thieves
in this situation, Mr. Dodd, Mr. Frank, Franklin Raines, Jamie Gorelic,
the Fannie Mae bonuses, and the Freddie Mac bonuses. What do you intend
to do about them? Anything? I seriously doubt it.
What about the U.S. House members passing out $9..1 million in
bonuses to their staff members - on top of the $2.5 million in automatic
pay raises that lawmakers gave themselves? I understand the average
House aide got a 17% bonus. I took a 5% cut in my pay to save jobs with
my employer. You haven't said anything about that. Who authorized
that? I surely didn't!
Executives at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will be receiving $210 million
in bonuses over an eighteen-month period, that's $45 million more than
the AIG bonuses. In fact, Fannie and Freddie executives have already
been awarded $51 million - not a bad take. Who authorized that and
why haven't you expressed your outrage at this group who are largely
responsible for the economic mess we have right now.
I resent that you take me and my fellow citizens as brain-dead and
not caring about what you idiots do.
We are watching what you are doing and we are getting increasingly
fed up with all of you.
I also want you to know that I personally find just about everything
you do and say to be offensive to every one of my sensibilities.
I promise you that I will work tirelessly to see that you do not get a
chance to spend two terms destroying my beautiful country.
Sincerely,
Every real American
P.S. I rarely ask that emails be 'passed around'...PLEASE SEND THIS TO
YOUR EMAIL LIST...it's past time for all Americans to wake up!
Ms Kathleen Lyday
Fourth Grade Teacher
Grandview Elementary School
11470 Hwy. C
Hillsboro , MO 63050
(636) 944-3291 Phone
(636) 944-3870 Fax
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"Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe."
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| 05-14-09 01:53 PM |
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Golbez
Dirty Bastid
From: Michigan
Registered: 06-20-05
Posts: 1770
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That lady is a ****. And I would not have her teaching my children.
Amen.
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| 05-26-09 10:55 AM |
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Butchk
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From: Chicago,IL
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| 06-09-09 09:06 AM |
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Butchk
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| 07-15-09 08:48 PM |
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Butchk
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| 07-17-09 11:21 PM |
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Golbez
Dirty Bastid
From: Michigan
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| 09-14-09 07:55 PM |
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Butchk
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From: Chicago,IL
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Washington, DC - Michele Leonhart, acting administrator of the US Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), announced new scientific findings that exercise produces the same narcotics as the types listed on Schedule I (which include heroin, LSD and marijuana).
"We will not allow these narcotics to be produced under any circumstances", she said, "and that includes inside the human body." She stated there is now clear proof that endorphins are opioid compounds and they are produced during strenuous exercise. "Today's gym operators are largely responsible for this widespread addictive behavior, and it will no longer be tolerated."
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| 11-05-09 02:10 AM |
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Butchk
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| 12-09-09 08:16 PM |
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