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Golbez
Dirty Bastid
 From: Michigan
Registered: 06-20-05
Posts: 1770
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Our story takes place shortly after Paradox steam rolled Made, who, shortly before, steamrolled us:
/dbi/- Golbez: Yeah, well, glad you rolled 'em.
-/dbi/- Golbez: They were jerk holes. 
unreaL: lol were they really to you guys or are you just saying that ;|
-/dbi/- Golbez: No, they were polite. They just rolled us playing that **** style that CoD2 promotes.
-/dbi/- Golbez: 
unreaL: rofl
unreaL: :|
-/dbi/- Golbez: Oh? What's that? You jumped? Oh, well then that bullet will only half kill you.
-/dbi/- Golbez: Unless you don't get hit for 3 seconds. Then you're healed again.
-/dbi/- Golbez: How nice of us, we know.
-/dbi/- Golbez: Oh, jumped straight up and got hit in the pelvis? Well, we'll let it slide this time. We can imagine you jumped that bullet entirely.
unreaL: LOL
-/dbi/- Golbez: Say again? You want to prone and fire at the same time AND get headshots? YOU GOT IT.
-/dbi/- Golbez: /terrible game
unreaL: rofl ;|
I failed to comment on sighted jump-shots and models sucking ass, SUCH AS:
Scenario 1: Camper sits upstairs, back away from the window, but carefully gazing out. However, a vigilant opponent sees the camping sniper - well, all 2 inches of his exposed helmet. HOWEVER, swing back to the viewpoint of the camping sniper, and his gun barrel is able to clear the wall and fire (while not even sighted, which means the gun barrel is at the sniper's HIP but still clears the WINDOW while only exposing the HELMET gg). Thus, 2 inches of helmet can kill you.
Scenario 2: Stinkston McDouchebag crouch walks around every building and corner, and as he slowly turns a corner, you can begin to see part of his uniform emerge. Is it an arm? Is it a leg? Who knows, it's only part of his extremity exposed. OH WAIT, HE CAN SEE YOU AND FIRE AROUND THE CORNER, BUT YOU WOULDN'T HAVE GUESSED 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE HIS FACE OR GUN. **** AWESOME.
So, yeah, if you're into designing games, do a little revision and make sure it's not a pile of ****.
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| 09-28-06 01:15 AM |
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Golbez
Dirty Bastid
From: Michigan
Registered: 06-20-05
Posts: 1770
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OH I ALMOST FORGOT. HOW ABOUT WHEN A SPAZ SHOOTS YOU, AND HE WIGS OUT AND DRAGS HIS ARM ACROSS THE SCREEN AS HE FIRES, THUS THE BULLET WILL HIT ANYTHING ACROSS THAT DRAGGED REGION, LIKE YOU'VE GOT A DISC LAUNCHER FIRING CD'S AT YOU. YEAH, **** SWEET.
WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD. PARTY TIME. EXCELLENT. WHEEEWWWWHEEEWWWHEEEWWWW.
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| 09-28-06 01:19 AM |
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Wicket
entertainment
 From: ILLINOIS
Registered: 12-07-04
Posts: 1013
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UO rewarded skill, CoD2 rewards learning to exploit the bullshit. And learning to exploit bullshit is a lot easier, which makes med players good and good players whiney.
Whiner.
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| 09-28-06 02:01 AM |
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turek
From Ol' Skool
From: New Jersey
Registered: 04-20-05
Posts: 339
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wicket just said it all in a short statement....technically cod2 involves some skill but to be actaully good all you ahve to do is exploit the game while in uo you would have to be skilled and actually **** AIM AT THE GUYS HEAD TO GET A HEAD SHOT
not some open scope jump shot head shot type ****...
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When I write it,
I dont edit.
It's like God said it,
But gave me the credit
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| 09-28-06 02:16 AM |
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Golbez
Dirty Bastid
From: Michigan
Registered: 06-20-05
Posts: 1770
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And they patch it once every olympic season.
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| 09-28-06 02:27 AM |
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Evil_Lurks
The Father
 From: New Jorsey
Registered: 03-23-05
Posts: 1864
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Stop *****, it happens. What you gonna do? 
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In a sec I throw the suc to your **** dick
Everybody hit the deck, Biggie bout to get some wreck
Quick to leave you in a coffin, for slick talkin
You better act like CeCe, and keep on walkin
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| 09-28-06 04:19 AM |
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Golbez
Dirty Bastid
From: Michigan
Registered: 06-20-05
Posts: 1770
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It was more or less a collection of all the **** things I hate about the game. That's all.
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| 09-28-06 04:26 AM |
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Evil_Lurks
The Father
From: New Jorsey
Registered: 03-23-05
Posts: 1864
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Hah, well nothing's perfect you know
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In a sec I throw the suc to your **** dick
Everybody hit the deck, Biggie bout to get some wreck
Quick to leave you in a coffin, for slick talkin
You better act like CeCe, and keep on walkin
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| 09-28-06 04:39 AM |
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Wicket
entertainment
From: ILLINOIS
Registered: 12-07-04
Posts: 1013
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Evil_Lurks wrote:
Hah, well nothing's perfect you know
...Except me |
Come on, we all know he was thinking it.
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| 09-28-06 01:08 PM |
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turek
From Ol' Skool
From: New Jersey
Registered: 04-20-05
Posts: 339
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lol wick that is so **** true
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When I write it,
I dont edit.
It's like God said it,
But gave me the credit
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| 09-28-06 04:47 PM |
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Evil_Lurks
The Father
From: New Jorsey
Registered: 03-23-05
Posts: 1864
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LoL
Suck my balls, I wasn't thinking that Mr. Cleo. 
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In a sec I throw the suc to your **** dick
Everybody hit the deck, Biggie bout to get some wreck
Quick to leave you in a coffin, for slick talkin
You better act like CeCe, and keep on walkin
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| 09-28-06 05:00 PM |
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Iskander
Moderator
 From: In the aeroplane over the sea
Registered: 04-24-06
Posts: 359
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This game sucks, but we all still play, and *****, a lot.
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my chalk outline will stalk these grounds
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| 09-29-06 01:42 AM |
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?nz!n
Final Countdown
 From: Long Island , New York
Registered: 04-02-06
Posts: 742
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yea cod2 is not built well to the pro gamer , but is built well for the casual gamer , but we notice all the bugs , it costs us dearly now doesnt it : ( .
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| 10-01-06 04:28 PM |
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Anti
East Bay G
From: East Bay, Cali
Registered: 01-22-05
Posts: 833
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i've been saying this since it came out, but i'll say it again. cod2 is *** than wicket's buttplug.
*being able to pull those quick scope jump shots is bullshit
*you have to play in 1024 if you wanna hit anything cuz of the **** pixel hitbox bullshit
*the left lean glitch is still bullshit, like it was bullshit in uo and cod1.
*regaining health is super ***, because people just run and hide for 3 seconds. bullshit.
basically, cod2 is bullshit, uo and cod1 are 10x better games. you guys should go back to cod1 so i can mop you up.
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| 10-01-06 06:41 PM |
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Evil_Lurks
The Father
From: New Jorsey
Registered: 03-23-05
Posts: 1864
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No Anti, just no. 
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In a sec I throw the suc to your **** dick
Everybody hit the deck, Biggie bout to get some wreck
Quick to leave you in a coffin, for slick talkin
You better act like CeCe, and keep on walkin
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| 10-01-06 06:55 PM |
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