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Lemmage
#1 Stenna
 From: South Carolina
Registered: 06-11-04
Posts: 1733
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Today ... after I got off of work at 11:30 PM EST I was sitting out in my yard. My step-mom stuck her head out the door, asked me if I was going to get my hair cut tomorrow. I told her ... "No". She then proceeded to throw all my **** into the yard and take all my keys and kick me out the house. To that, I said "**** You!" This didn't help things... but luckily I have an awesome friend who came and got me....
So basically Lemm just got kicked out his own **** house by some woman his dad married. Kinda ****, eh?
Long story short we have fast internet here... however my step mom said she'd call the cops on me if I tried to get into the house... and that is where my comp is. Ummm.... yah.. she's a ***** and my life is going to **** but at least pretty soon lemm will be back.
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| 08-23-06 05:02 AM |
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Iskander
Moderator
 From: In the aeroplane over the sea
Registered: 04-24-06
Posts: 359
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Holy balls...
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my chalk outline will stalk these grounds
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| 08-23-06 05:07 AM |
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zeaL
"lewl bomb to say the least"
 Registered: 04-20-06
Posts: 253
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Wow, actually the biggest *****.
Good luck with life.
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| 08-23-06 05:07 AM |
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Saosin
n00b
Registered: 08-19-06
Posts: 20
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Dude that sucks tell her to eat a bag of dick!
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| 08-23-06 05:42 AM |
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Keehaan
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From: Toronto, Canada
Registered: 03-15-05
Posts: 467
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tell your dad to smuggle it for u
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| 08-23-06 06:53 AM |
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Lemmage
#1 Stenna
From: South Carolina
Registered: 06-11-04
Posts: 1733
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aahahhhhhhh **** lemm is pretty **** up on bnud licght right now butah **** w/e;l
dfd!
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| 08-23-06 06:55 AM |
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Saosin
n00b
Registered: 08-19-06
Posts: 20
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Did he mean Bud light*? Lol
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| 08-23-06 12:05 PM |
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?nz!n
Final Countdown
 From: Long Island , New York
Registered: 04-02-06
Posts: 742
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LETS GO LEMM , LETS GO LEMM.
EVERYONE FROM DBI GOTTA SAY
"**** THAT *****!"
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| 08-23-06 03:14 PM |
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turek
From Ol' Skool
From: New Jersey
Registered: 04-20-05
Posts: 339
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f that biznatch
so get your dad to help you out lemm..
as a father he would know that you got a problem with her and would work things out
tell your dad to tell her "no more snuggling when bed time"
and problem solved
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When I write it,
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| 08-23-06 03:22 PM |
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Golbez
Dirty Bastid
 From: Michigan
Registered: 06-20-05
Posts: 1770
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Dude, just get your **** when she's at work or whatever she might do with her time. Name it, "Operation Easy As ****." And then leave notes in the house.
Start with like the foyer or the family room or whatever room is attached to the front door, and have it say, "This way" with an arrow pointing to another room. Have that note say, "You're getting closer. Just a little more..." With another arrow directing her to another room.
That last room will read as follows: "You're fat. Now go eat some comfort foods."
It's glorious. Plus, now you'll have your computer back.
/I rock.
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| 08-23-06 05:07 PM |
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Saosin
n00b
Registered: 08-19-06
Posts: 20
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Why enter through the door if we are going to be so saphisticated with this plan, why not repell from the roof into your window, then snatch the computer and run like hell, why not have a getaway car waiting to!
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| 08-23-06 05:45 PM |
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Wicket
entertainment
 From: ILLINOIS
Registered: 12-07-04
Posts: 1013
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Or you could just say you're being ridiculous, the police don't deal with **** like this, by far the easiest and most amicable way to sort it out is just for us to set a time for me to collect my stuff and I'll be gone.
Then... after you've pack up all your **** yell 'Fatty fatty two-by-four, can't fit through the kitchen door' at her as you leave.
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| 08-23-06 06:46 PM |
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Saosin
n00b
Registered: 08-19-06
Posts: 20
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You could do wut wicket said but that lacks suspense and drama...
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| 08-23-06 07:25 PM |
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Evil_Lurks
The Father
 From: New Jorsey
Registered: 03-23-05
Posts: 1864
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Uhh, she can't call the cops on you for going into your own house. What is she **** stupid? Unless that house is *solely* hers and does not belong to your father.
If the above is true, then you'd have to do it when she's gone out of the house. So that's not a big problem, you know how to get in you've lived there. If it's not her house, you can tell her to go **** herself and proceed to walk in and take whatever you desire. 
Operation Lemm, commence!
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In a sec I throw the suc to your **** dick
Everybody hit the deck, Biggie bout to get some wreck
Quick to leave you in a coffin, for slick talkin
You better act like CeCe, and keep on walkin
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| 08-23-06 10:16 PM |
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?nz!n
Final Countdown
From: Long Island , New York
Registered: 04-02-06
Posts: 742
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Wicket wrote:
Or you could just say you're being ridiculous, the police don't deal with **** like this, by far the easiest and most amicable way to sort it out is just for us to set a time for me to collect my stuff and I'll be gone.
Then... after you've pack up all your **** yell 'Fatty fatty two-by-four, can't fit through the kitchen door' at her as you leave. |
lmao
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| 08-23-06 10:45 PM |
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turek
From Ol' Skool
From: New Jersey
Registered: 04-20-05
Posts: 339
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I say we mix wickets post with Saosins
be ready with a getaway car by the house, go on top of roof, get some sort of rope to propel you down words into a house upside down open the window...come in like you own the place and if she is there and tells you she will call the cops then tell her ..."go ahead this is as much of my crib as it is yours so you can lick a dick" proceed with getting all your **** needed and just walk away and once you get everything packed in the getaway car then tell her off saying wickets pharse "Fatty fatty two-by-four, can't fit through the kitchen door" as you drive away with a middle finger sticking out of the window car.
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When I write it,
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It's like God said it,
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| 08-24-06 03:14 PM |
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Lemmage
#1 Stenna
From: South Carolina
Registered: 06-11-04
Posts: 1733
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bah she took the whole damn week off from work because she told my dad on sunday she was leaving him... so instead she just kicked me out the house
she took all of my keys and said she was changing the alarm code to the house
I'll have to go there one day when dad is there and get my ****...
plus my truck is broke... which is not good.. brakes = shot (makes it hard to drive)
ya rly
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| 08-24-06 03:55 PM |
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Saosin
n00b
Registered: 08-19-06
Posts: 20
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This ***** sounds like shes got a sandy vag holy **** she kicked your dad out of his own house and cahnge the alarm wut a ****!
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| 08-24-06 07:55 PM |
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Lemmage
#1 Stenna
From: South Carolina
Registered: 06-11-04
Posts: 1733
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lol.. no bo .. she kicked me out the house and changed the alarm code... dad was sitting in the bed on his ass not doing a God damn thing while she did all this bullshit
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| 08-25-06 02:05 PM |
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?nz!n
Final Countdown
From: Long Island , New York
Registered: 04-02-06
Posts: 742
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hire a hitman
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| 08-25-06 02:39 PM |
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Evil_Lurks
The Father
From: New Jorsey
Registered: 03-23-05
Posts: 1864
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Lemmage wrote:
lol.. no bo .. she kicked me out the house and changed the alarm code... dad was sitting in the bed on his ass not doing a God damn thing while she did all this bullshit |
Wow man, **** call him.
And once you get your ****, tell this ***** to go engulf saggy testicles for an undisclosed amount of time.
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In a sec I throw the suc to your **** dick
Everybody hit the deck, Biggie bout to get some wreck
Quick to leave you in a coffin, for slick talkin
You better act like CeCe, and keep on walkin
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| 08-25-06 05:15 PM |
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Golbez
Dirty Bastid
From: Michigan
Registered: 06-20-05
Posts: 1770
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Or leave weekly reminders in her mailbox of what a whore she is. Each week, evolve the message a little bit.
Week 1 - In first grade writing - "Whore"
Week 2 - Same writing style "Smelly whore."
Week 3 - Typed "You smelly whore."
Week 4 - Print out [img=www.lemonparty.org]This is you[/img]
And by then, you've made enough trips back to the house over a spread out time to gather your things.
Week 5 - Paint it on her car in big red letters.
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| 08-26-06 10:05 PM |
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